With Tony Blair coming back for the last week of the election, I believe I now understand Mandelson’s master plan, and why he has run the worst election campaign in living memory.
He is going to bring back Tony Blair to lead the Labour party, with the party at rock bottom, looking like its only going to get around the mid 20's at the polls, he can then bring back Tony as the saviour of the Labour party, he will then blame loss of the election on the left wing of the party, adding when Tony was the leader we won 3 elections, he would be greater strengthened, if Tony in the final week can get Labour a couple more percentage points at the polls.
Dark Lord
Friday, 30 April 2010
Thursday, 29 April 2010
The winner is
Well its nearly time to show the cards, lets see who has the best hand or is Glegg going to win a bluff
Dark Lord
Dark Lord
Wednesday, 28 April 2010
Bigot
Oh dear, oh dear what has he done.
On Gordon's grave stone it will say
Fucked the economy
Fucked Britain
Fucked himself
Dark Lord
On Gordon's grave stone it will say
Fucked the economy
Fucked Britain
Fucked himself
Dark Lord
Saturday, 24 April 2010
Victory?
A good performance by Cameron on Thursday's final debate, and with the way the polls are going in our favour, should see the Conservatives home with a small majority, as well as, after looking at some of the analysis behind the voting intentions, with the Tories and Labour both showing that 74% of those polled are definitely going to vote for their intended choice, with the Lib Dems on only 49%, plus the Lib Dems also have a higher proportion of young voters saying they will vote for them, but this is the demographic that is least likely to actually go and vote.
Dark Lord
Dark Lord
Friday, 23 April 2010
Labours Election Poster
I was rather disturbed at seeing Labours new poster they released yesterday, you can see the poster here http://prodicus.blogspot.com/
The poster sickens me on 2 points, the first is the mocking of the disabled, the second is the mocking of David Camerons disabled son Ivan who died last year, as the picture is very similar to some of those taken of Dave pushing his son in his wheel chair.
I want which one of the 4 cunts of the apocalypse who approved this poster, to come out and publicly apologise for this despicable poster
Dark Lord
The poster sickens me on 2 points, the first is the mocking of the disabled, the second is the mocking of David Camerons disabled son Ivan who died last year, as the picture is very similar to some of those taken of Dave pushing his son in his wheel chair.
I want which one of the 4 cunts of the apocalypse who approved this poster, to come out and publicly apologise for this despicable poster
Dark Lord
Wednesday, 21 April 2010
Fable writen by the Grimy Miner
Mr Clown had known, ever since he was a child, that he was destined for great things.
He had been encouraged by his doting mother to believe that he was infallible.
"Gormless", she would say, "there is no one else quite like you, you are unique"
And he was!
At school he sustained a particularly incongruous accident, he was watching a rugby match and, as the ball was kicked into touch for a distance advantage, he momentarily looked at the sun and was blinded in his left eye.
This embarrassed him sorely; this was not the heroic misadventurous accident he had planned to have. He would have preferred to have stopped a runaway milkmans horse from crushing a flaxen haired child beneath its wheels, but, with a pragmatism of one born to great things, he made the best of it.
He told anyone and everyone that the injury had been sustained in a particularly competetive inter house match, in which he, Gormless, was the main protagonist and who scored the only try to win the match and the day. Thus was legend born.
Fast forward, if you will, to a day not so distant from the present.
Gormless had, yet again, had his ambition to be great cruelly removed from his grasp, and by his erstwhile friend, Tory.
Tory Bliar had known Gormless for a long time; their careers had taken a roughly parallel course, although Gormless had pursued a more intellectual path eschewing fame and popularity whilst Tory had courted influential friends.
Then came the big day.
The "Main Chance"
The "Big Job" - and Gormless was sure that he was up to the "Big Job"
However, to the people who mattered, and had much influence in the selection of the person for the "Big Job", Gormless was definitely NOT up to it.
His spirits dashed, Gormless brooded and plotted, often late into the night, planning revenge on those who had spurned him, particularly his one time friend Tory Bliar, who the people who mattered had selected for the "Big Job".
Eventually his one time friend, Tory, had decided that he had finally had enough of the "Big Job", he was bored with it and had earned enough money to travel to far off lands to give the inhabitants of those lands the benefit of his vast wisdom.
This was Gormless's moment!
He managed to convince the people who mattered that it was his turn to take the "Big Job"
At last he had the job he had dreamed and schemed for all his life.
But disaster was to strike! He discovered that contrary to his self belief he was NOT destined for great things. On the contrary, he found that he had an almost uncanny predeliction for fucking up even the most innocuous of situations, turning miniscule pimples of problems into giant fucking mountains.
He was not loved.
People said of him "Clown has never, not once, surprised me on the upside. You look at what he’s doing, you cynically postulate the most fuckwitted scenario you dare imagine, and he still surprises you with his rank idiocy. He goes that extra mile of utter fucking imbecility that just leaves you slack-jawed and gaping at the sheer, monumental fuckwittery you have witnessed."
Help, however, was at hand. A new friend, Nick Clog, promised to help him achieve fame. All he had to do was to be himself for another two weeks and the people who mattered would see just what sort of a man Gormless Clown really was.
To be continued.......................................................................
He had been encouraged by his doting mother to believe that he was infallible.
"Gormless", she would say, "there is no one else quite like you, you are unique"
And he was!
At school he sustained a particularly incongruous accident, he was watching a rugby match and, as the ball was kicked into touch for a distance advantage, he momentarily looked at the sun and was blinded in his left eye.
This embarrassed him sorely; this was not the heroic misadventurous accident he had planned to have. He would have preferred to have stopped a runaway milkmans horse from crushing a flaxen haired child beneath its wheels, but, with a pragmatism of one born to great things, he made the best of it.
He told anyone and everyone that the injury had been sustained in a particularly competetive inter house match, in which he, Gormless, was the main protagonist and who scored the only try to win the match and the day. Thus was legend born.
Fast forward, if you will, to a day not so distant from the present.
Gormless had, yet again, had his ambition to be great cruelly removed from his grasp, and by his erstwhile friend, Tory.
Tory Bliar had known Gormless for a long time; their careers had taken a roughly parallel course, although Gormless had pursued a more intellectual path eschewing fame and popularity whilst Tory had courted influential friends.
Then came the big day.
The "Main Chance"
The "Big Job" - and Gormless was sure that he was up to the "Big Job"
However, to the people who mattered, and had much influence in the selection of the person for the "Big Job", Gormless was definitely NOT up to it.
His spirits dashed, Gormless brooded and plotted, often late into the night, planning revenge on those who had spurned him, particularly his one time friend Tory Bliar, who the people who mattered had selected for the "Big Job".
Eventually his one time friend, Tory, had decided that he had finally had enough of the "Big Job", he was bored with it and had earned enough money to travel to far off lands to give the inhabitants of those lands the benefit of his vast wisdom.
This was Gormless's moment!
He managed to convince the people who mattered that it was his turn to take the "Big Job"
At last he had the job he had dreamed and schemed for all his life.
But disaster was to strike! He discovered that contrary to his self belief he was NOT destined for great things. On the contrary, he found that he had an almost uncanny predeliction for fucking up even the most innocuous of situations, turning miniscule pimples of problems into giant fucking mountains.
He was not loved.
People said of him "Clown has never, not once, surprised me on the upside. You look at what he’s doing, you cynically postulate the most fuckwitted scenario you dare imagine, and he still surprises you with his rank idiocy. He goes that extra mile of utter fucking imbecility that just leaves you slack-jawed and gaping at the sheer, monumental fuckwittery you have witnessed."
Help, however, was at hand. A new friend, Nick Clog, promised to help him achieve fame. All he had to do was to be himself for another two weeks and the people who mattered would see just what sort of a man Gormless Clown really was.
To be continued.......................................................................
Tuesday, 20 April 2010
Who runs the country if…
Who runs the country if on May 7th we have a hung parliament and the Liberal Democrats decide to back Labour, in a LibLab pact. Most of the speculation on the blogosphere is that the Lib Dems will ask for 2 things, the first is a change to the voting system to PR and their brand of PR and not Labours. The second being Gordon Brown will not be the Prime Minister, as they cannot fight on a campaign of change and keep him in power.
So if Gordon does stand down, this will then force a leadership contest. The contest will then probably be between, either of the Millipede brothers, Alan Johnson and Ed Balls, depending if he survives at the election and keeps his seat.
So how long will all this take before we have a new Prime Minister, there will be time spent in the horse trading between the 2 parties, Gordon will then have to resign his position. It will then take time, while the Labour leader candidates, gets the required 20% of the Labour parliamentary party members support, to get on the ballot. (About 50 signatures based on current projections)
After they have decided who’s going to be on the ballot, they then have to send out all the ballot papers, they will have to have some sort of election contest so voters can see what the candidates stand for on the issues. They then have to have the vote, count it and finally nominate the winner.
We could be sat on June 7th one month later, not knowing who is the next Prime Minister, and yet again we will have a Prime Minister we didn’t want and didn’t vote for, my advice is to vote Conservative, because then on May 7th you know who the next Prime Minister is going to be.
So if Gordon does stand down, this will then force a leadership contest. The contest will then probably be between, either of the Millipede brothers, Alan Johnson and Ed Balls, depending if he survives at the election and keeps his seat.
So how long will all this take before we have a new Prime Minister, there will be time spent in the horse trading between the 2 parties, Gordon will then have to resign his position. It will then take time, while the Labour leader candidates, gets the required 20% of the Labour parliamentary party members support, to get on the ballot. (About 50 signatures based on current projections)
After they have decided who’s going to be on the ballot, they then have to send out all the ballot papers, they will have to have some sort of election contest so voters can see what the candidates stand for on the issues. They then have to have the vote, count it and finally nominate the winner.
We could be sat on June 7th one month later, not knowing who is the next Prime Minister, and yet again we will have a Prime Minister we didn’t want and didn’t vote for, my advice is to vote Conservative, because then on May 7th you know who the next Prime Minister is going to be.
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